- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Potato salad

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

does this look unsure to you?

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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