Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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