whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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