GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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I Love Hitler.

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penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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guess what?

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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