Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

knock knock whos there .. derp

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's brown and sticky? A stick

this is not a joke.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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