Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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BIG PENIS

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What what In the butt

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Your mom.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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