- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Hitler

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

A baby seal walks in to a club

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