In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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i have aids and a chode

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Women's rights

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No joke.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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George W. Bush

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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