- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

What's 6+2? 16

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

apple pie.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

So this blonde walks into a library.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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