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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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A black succeeds

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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I have no joke. u mad?

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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I love you.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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