shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Scott

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti Joke

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