what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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