- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Obama

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Lacrosse

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Nickelback

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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