- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Rick Perry.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

knock knock go away

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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