I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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No.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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