- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Oh...okay, good.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is a dog? Bark

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

William Raines.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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