- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

I like jokes.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

son, you're adopted.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Women's rights.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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