Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Ruller

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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American healthcare.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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