- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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