Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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An antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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