A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Global Warming.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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