- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

balls in ya mouf

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Canada

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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