How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Poop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

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