Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Kenny G

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French people.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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