Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Laura Pratz..

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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