how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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make me a sandwich!

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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