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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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I hate you.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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