Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Freedom of Speech

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Dallas Cowboys

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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your all shit at jokes

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What is Jason? Black.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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