- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A scottish man having fun

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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