why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A black man killed someone

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Black Poeple

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Anti jokes are funny

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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