- Anti Joke

Hello world

Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

The government makes a good decision

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

What's white and horny? A unicorn

what is patrick wilson? smart

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Anti Joke

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