- Anti Joke

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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who just made fun of katie matt

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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