What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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This is not a joke.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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SPAMS!!!

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barack osama

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Myspace

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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