What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Anti Joke

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