Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Haha pizza

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Women rights..

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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