- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Yo mama is so fat she died

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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