- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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