Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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