The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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