What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Amazing

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Communism hehe xd

epic win?

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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