- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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