What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

noah is a scrub jungle

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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