MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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