yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

have safe sex

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

The Big Band Theory

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

a. why? b. because

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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