do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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