- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Jews

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Sex

Everybody will die

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Yanter, Look it up

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

WNBA

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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