- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Women's Rights.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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