- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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