- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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