- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Dusters blow stuff.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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