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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Keanu Reaves

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Whats white? A fridge

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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