What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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