- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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