Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...