Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

scraggle is in you pillow case

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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