Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

I'm going as the joker for halloween

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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